Oh Lawd... if it weren't for me and Kimmy talking shit all movie long. or the fact that my hot dog with nacho cheese was so damn good it had me in the back row with my pants all loose under my jacket and the fact that Kimmy paid and really wanted to see this "thing" .... My monkey ass woulda flown out right thru the gatdamn screen.
Oh I hate it when they do that shit. first of all the theater was packed way past fire code safety cuz they were bringing benches and living room chairs and shit in for niggas to sit on. then we had amazon sized women and every tall man in Nassau sitting they ass in the row in front of my midget 5' 1.5" ass in the back row.
the people in the couch (yes couch) up against the wall behind me (cuz I'm in the last row of real theater seats) talking shit all movie long cuz this done they fourth time seeing it.
This damn movie been sold out at the 4 screens here that showing it for 4 days straight. Kim had to get tix that morning at 11am. What the hell, i ask you?
so i'm sitting there thinking bout the plot holes in the movie. (trust... i won't spoil it if'n you ain't watched yet) but i was steady wishing hoping and praying that Tyler would not do what he did to the other movies. Jam shit from all the plays on up into one movie.... but damn you Tyler, you did it.
I wished I had gotten the bootleg DVD of that damn thing... and here in Nassau that is a booming business. This movie had too much drama and extraordinary bullshit with too many folks all at the same time!!! and none of it was plausible for me. I mean yeah yeah i get it... it's a movie... but i mean it was like precious all over again... we gon make it rain on ya but insteada cash... here take this heavy ass heart rendering bullshit to deal with.
so i'm sitting there thinking bout the plot holes in the movie. (trust... i won't spoil it if'n you ain't watched yet) but i was steady wishing hoping and praying that Tyler would not do what he did to the other movies. Jam shit from all the plays on up into one movie.... but damn you Tyler, you did it.
I wished I had gotten the bootleg DVD of that damn thing... and here in Nassau that is a booming business. This movie had too much drama and extraordinary bullshit with too many folks all at the same time!!! and none of it was plausible for me. I mean yeah yeah i get it... it's a movie... but i mean it was like precious all over again... we gon make it rain on ya but insteada cash... here take this heavy ass heart rendering bullshit to deal with.
and yeah i know precious is the quintessential "black movie that could" right now but fuck it... i did not like it. i mean Christ almighty... i know the Lord tries you (been there and had lots of it especially with dad dying recently and my aunt on her way out) but there was just no fucking hope AT ALL for this poor gila monster in Precious... (damn i digressed)
Tyler... I want my $7 dollars and 68 million hours i was stuck there back!! Do you hear me nigga! hmph
Sorry ass movie! Oh and the next time you bring your ass here... you better portray Bahamians as more than the fucking non speaking bellboys.... falling back on sterotypes and using niggas to do it too... we are more than just step and fetchit....
Tyler... I want my $7 dollars and 68 million hours i was stuck there back!! Do you hear me nigga! hmph
Sorry ass movie! Oh and the next time you bring your ass here... you better portray Bahamians as more than the fucking non speaking bellboys.... falling back on sterotypes and using niggas to do it too... we are more than just step and fetchit....
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