Damn Humans!!

Chap head finna fire me TODAY!!! I’m bout to tell her shag wearing black ass off.

She calls me this morning (after I already at the office mind you) to ask for a ride in since we have a seminar to go to … after work hours I might add. And I was planning on playing sick and going for sushi... then this mongoose tells me… not ASKS… tells me… ‘I driving to the function with you today’.

Uhm… I say ‘sorry but already at the office. Catch a ride or drive in.”

OH FUCK ME HARD…. So I have to take her monkey ass all the way from work to a seminar near my house and turn the fuck around and drop her ass back to the office to get her car?

And then my crazy ass mama, who lives to support my 40 yr old waste of air brother. He makes twice what I does, has her giving him money for his mortgage and mom still can’t stay there since his in laws ALWAYS there.

Anyhoo… mom calls and says send him $200 on the account. BWAHAHAHAHA

What account, mama?

I closed all them shits and the only account left has one ATM card…. Mine! Fuck him and his sorry ass not yet together at 40 years old life. I call her and tell her I can’t send it he has no way of getting it … she says well I just needed a few dollars to travel with… your resident genius (ME) says I will send it up there to sis and she can get it and give it to you since you need money (I know better, my sis would fork cash over in a heartbeat if mama needs it, not sorry ass ) Ma then says… well as long as your better half made the payment at the bank on my credit card I should be fine. Don’t worry about it………….

MAMA!!!!

You ain’t foolin’ me none… not at all!

He had a damn month to save of $200 to meet you and sis in Tampa! He need to stop giving his on again off again loud mouthed half dyke bitch almost ex-wife who still living in HIS house all his damn paycheck or ask her for a bigger allowance!

Anyway I’ma see what this weekend finna bring forth….. Catch you on the other side!